1. Love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
2. Love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
3. Money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
4. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5. One flower does not make a spring.
6. You don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!
7. Your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
8. Success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
9. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
10. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
11. When two‘s company, three‘s.
12. Where there is a life,there is a way.
13. Work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
14. A dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
15. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
16. Children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
17. Every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
18. God made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
19. Hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
20. I’ll never forget the time we share together.
21. Life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get.
22. Living without goal is like sailing without a compass.
23. Love alone could waken love! Funny Philosophical Quotes About Humor.
