The witty humor that contains the philosophy of life, can make people optimistic, happy, firm will, eliminate fatigue, focus and cultivate noble taste. please enjoy these 50 quotes images about humor to make you become humorous.
1、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor.
2、Humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. — Usher
3、The sense of humour is a sense. — Gibran
4、Humor is the life waves buoy. — pull cloth
5、Internal cause 7 humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. — MarkTwin
6、To the definition of humor humor and analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime.– Benchley
7、Money for me is not a problem, the problem is l have no money.
8、The boycott of breast enhancement operation, do not pollute the last piece of safemilk source!
9、The so-called beauty, are in fact cosmetics slave.
10、From heaven to hell, I pass by earth.
11、Fancies of men of letters not, cooking laundry too tired.
12、Perfect your people, but not necessarily someone like.
13、Every thing is a good thing. If is not good, it is not the end. Will such believe.
14、Money is not omnipotent, sometimes still need to use a credit card.
15、If l can beat you, l would shoot you.
16、In ancient times, we don’t call, no message, no chat network, not micro-blog, notacross the sea, not stuck in the road. If l miss you, had turned over two mountains, to walkfive miles, to hold your hand.
17、ln this life, there is always a person, always with you, but you really want to talk tohim.
18、When wrestling, whatever painful, to cry again.
19、l just want someone who will understand me, even if l what all don’t say.
20、In fact.Like l love you.Any expression l will give.
21、Young girls dream to find a white horse, open my eyes found all over the world aregrey donkey, grieving, can only choose a donkey be robust and strong from the group, sothat the donkey was named: economy applicable male.
22、I’m going to cry, I’ll make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, arope to hang himself. And ugly also want to fall in love, the world is full of love.
23、Our goal: money, to make thick.
24、To my Audi, your Dior, our children’s Oreo.Efforts! The struggle!
25、lf you are good to me, l could not help but want to bully you.
26、l am you turned forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?
27、Intermittent depression during the attack, born not faze, acquaintances do not find.
28、That money is evil, are fishing; say beauty is the troubles, all want; say aloof, inclimbing; said tobacco and hurt the body, do not quit; that the most beautiful paradise, don’t go!
29、Crowded bus is a comprehensive sport contains Sanda, yoga, judo, the balance beamand many other sports and fitness project in one of the.
30、Hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer.
31、Hands pockets, who don’t love.
32、Holding a kitchen knife cut wire, a road with lightning sparks.
33、Single is not difficult, difficult is to cope with those who make every attempt to makeyou the end of single people.
34、What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, l eat meat, watching others chewbones.
35、People do not make me, l do not prisoners; if the person make me, comity threepoints; people make me, l have a needle; people also make me.
36、l allow you into my world, but you’re not allowed to walk around my world.
37、Ming Sao easy to hide, dark base to prevent.
38、Read the book more than 10 years, would like to kindergarten or better mix!
39、They said l was BT, let me to do CT, IET results.
40、My advantage is: I’m handsome; but my weakness is: I’m handsome not obvious.
41、A husband how, with goalkeeper also scored!
42、l was also a spoony seed, the results under the rain..Drowned.
43、In the shit on your head is not necessarily the enemy, you may also be the neighborupstairs.
44、Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest isbetter than storm the streets.
45、Free to study Feng Shui, after the death of a tomb is made up of living can’t afford tobuy a house.
46、You go, l won’t see you; you come, no matter how difficult it is, l will pick you up.
47、The day did not drop me, my mind still, to my bones.
48、Holds hand of the child, l know the ugly, son of tears, I’m leaving.
49、Listen to your words, my province ten books!
50、Love alone could waken love!
